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Hispida
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Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:53 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:
Hispida wrote:i can confirm that UIJ is not in the 7th grade

If he was the sheer frequency of him getting stoned would be frightening

it would be BASED
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UIJ
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:54 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:
Hispida wrote:i can confirm that UIJ is not in the 7th grade

If he was the sheer frequency of him getting stoned would be frightening

Now that’s not to say high school wasn’t a good time
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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South Reinkalistan
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby South Reinkalistan » Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:57 pm

UIJ wrote:
South Reinkalistan wrote:If he was the sheer frequency of him getting stoned would be frightening

Now that’s not to say high school wasn’t a good time

mans spending all his money on weed at high school

brother im sorry but when ur on such an income weed is jus overrated fr i know a don who smokes fifty quid of weed a week that's like half his fuckin paycheck
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UIJ
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Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Fri Feb 25, 2022 4:10 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:
UIJ wrote:Now that’s not to say high school wasn’t a good time

mans spending all his money on weed at high school

brother im sorry but when ur on such an income weed is jus overrated fr i know a don who smokes fifty quid of weed a week that's like half his fuckin paycheck

Who said I paid for it lmao (I also only actually smoked like once in high school though if I’m being honest, smoked when I got out instead)
Let’s just say I have a family dealer
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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South Reinkalistan
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Postby South Reinkalistan » Fri Feb 25, 2022 4:19 pm

UIJ wrote:
South Reinkalistan wrote:mans spending all his money on weed at high school

brother im sorry but when ur on such an income weed is jus overrated fr i know a don who smokes fifty quid of weed a week that's like half his fuckin paycheck

Who said I paid for it lmao (I also only actually smoked like once in high school though if I’m being honest, smoked when I got out instead)
Let’s just say I have a family dealer

lucky :(
THE PEOPLE ETERNAL
" We will not bow to your dictation. We are free. We bled to be free.
Who are you to tell us what we may and may not do? We stopped being your slaves an era ago. "
South Reinkalistan is a massive, ecologically-diverse nation notable for its roving student militias and widespread hatred for the elderly.
In the midst of a room-temperature cultural revolution that's lost its momentum, the Party carefully plans its next move.
As the brittle bones of fragile empires begin to crack beneath their own weight, history's symphony reaches crescendo pitch. The future is all but certain.

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Gandoor
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gandoor » Fri Feb 25, 2022 8:20 pm

Gandoor wrote:Yeah so anyways since this is actually relevant to the topic fuckin Hataria showed up today on the NationStates subreddit.

It's been nine years since that dude got permabanned from here and he still thinks that he was permabanned for no reason other than 'the NS mods and admins are cruel cyberbullies' and they'll send out their army of trolls to try and silence him and ruin his reputation whenever he tries to spread the 'truth' of how NS is just a haven for cyberbullying and trolling.

Dude seriously accused me of being one of those mean cyberbullying NationStates mods after I explained to another user why they shouldn't feel sorry for Hataria's situation.

The guy is in his mid-30s and he's been harboring this grudge against the 'cyberbullies' of NationStates for almost a goddamn decade.

I want everyone to know that Hataria showed up to the thread again to fuckin accuse me and one other person of being goddamn paid Russian trolls lmao.

I normally wouldn't post an 'update' like this here in this thread but it's just so goddamn bizarre.

And considering that this dude has been going on about how NationStates sends cyberbullies and trolls to harass him for nearly 10 years now, I'm pretty confident that this dude wasn't joking about the accusations.
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UIJ
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Fri Feb 25, 2022 8:33 pm

Gandoor wrote:
Gandoor wrote:Yeah so anyways since this is actually relevant to the topic fuckin Hataria showed up today on the NationStates subreddit.

It's been nine years since that dude got permabanned from here and he still thinks that he was permabanned for no reason other than 'the NS mods and admins are cruel cyberbullies' and they'll send out their army of trolls to try and silence him and ruin his reputation whenever he tries to spread the 'truth' of how NS is just a haven for cyberbullying and trolling.

Dude seriously accused me of being one of those mean cyberbullying NationStates mods after I explained to another user why they shouldn't feel sorry for Hataria's situation.

The guy is in his mid-30s and he's been harboring this grudge against the 'cyberbullies' of NationStates for almost a goddamn decade.

I want everyone to know that Hataria showed up to the thread again to fuckin accuse me and one other person of being goddamn paid Russian trolls lmao.

I normally wouldn't post an 'update' like this here in this thread but it's just so goddamn bizarre.

And considering that this dude has been going on about how NationStates sends cyberbullies and trolls to harass him for nearly 10 years now, I'm pretty confident that this dude wasn't joking about the accusations.

I doubt the Russians can afford to pay anyone right now 8)
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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Federalna Zapadoslawia
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Founded: Feb 16, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Federalna Zapadoslawia » Fri Feb 25, 2022 8:41 pm

Well, the oil money's still on the table for them. Not sure what they hell they'd be doing shelling it out on a Australian-based political simulation game and its forums though.
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A democratic, multiethnic federation in Eastern Europe. Holding ranks with the surviving European democracies in the wake of a global catastrophe, the Western Slavs endeavor to keep the peace in a world of broken hopes and shattered skies. Perhaps more importantly, they must strive to uphold the high ideals that have held their union together throughout their turbulent history.

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Gandoor
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Founded: Sep 23, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gandoor » Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:29 pm

Надо же как-то распространять прокоммунистическую пропаганду, товарищи. (Не обращайте внимания на то, что Россия даже не коммунистическая страна и даже не левая)

Gotta spread pro-communist propaganda somehow, comrades. (Never mind the fact that Russia is not even a communist country or even a left-wing one)
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Austria-Bohemia-Hungary
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Founded: Jun 28, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Austria-Bohemia-Hungary » Fri Feb 25, 2022 10:24 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:
Gandoor wrote:Yes that's how initialisms work.

Aureumterra can probably be forgiven tbh as iirc english isn't his first language i have no fuckin clue how that shit works over in Iceland

can confirm as someone living in sweden that icelandic is only slightly less incomprehensible than finnish

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UIJ
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Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Sat Feb 26, 2022 4:15 am

I’m sure we’ve annihilated this dead horse already but when people roll up into threads that rely on having a certain type of information (like info on a leader, military, etc), with none of that information. “What’s YL’s opinion on AL?” And then the most you get is like an image, their name, and a sentence blurb, or just nothing, even.

Really grinds my big hooshy gears
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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Gandoor
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Founded: Sep 23, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gandoor » Sat Feb 26, 2022 4:18 am

It's why the only information type of forum game I post in in F7 is the one that's for factbooks in general. (Except I force everyone to use my off-site wiki instead because I'm the type of loser who has an off-site wiki for Gandoor)
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UIJ
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Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Sat Feb 26, 2022 4:21 am

Gandoor wrote:It's why the only information type of forum game I post in in F7 is the one that's for factbooks in general. (Except I force everyone to use my off-site wiki instead because I'm the type of loser who has an off-site wiki for Gandoor)

Every time I post in the ones where you choose your favorite Factbook or rate it or whatever I feel like I never say enough and then 8/10 whoever posts after me makes me feel like I’ve written an article

and you know it really slaps my gourds
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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Aikoland
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Aikoland » Mon Feb 28, 2022 6:08 am

People who make ranking/rating threads in F&NI and then stop rating nations after a few days.

Bonus points if they literally never rate anyone who replies.
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Trois États, Une Impératrice
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A small Francophone nation located on a group of islands to the south of France. Primary territory of the nation consists of three main islands, the states as described in our national motto, along with smaller less populated islands surrounding them.
Official Nation Name: The Empire of Aikoland
Government Type: Parliamentary constitutional monarchy
Head of State: Empress Élisabeth IV
Head of Government: Prime Minister Mélodie Bélanger
Population: 5.8 million
Official Language: French
Current Year: 2021

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Perikuresu
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Mon Feb 28, 2022 6:13 am

Aikoland wrote:People who make ranking/rating threads in F&NI and then stop rating nations after a few days.

Bonus points if they literally never rate anyone who replies.

Cannot compute because my tiny brain only exists inside F7? Any context of what rating in Factbooks and National Information is?
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Aikoland
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Aikoland » Mon Feb 28, 2022 6:39 am

Perikuresu wrote:
Aikoland wrote:People who make ranking/rating threads in F&NI and then stop rating nations after a few days.

Bonus points if they literally never rate anyone who replies.

Cannot compute because my tiny brain only exists inside F7? Any context of what rating in Factbooks and National Information is?

They're basically questionnaire/survey threads typically with questions based around a specific topic (such as civil rights, religious freedom, democracy and political freedom, etc.) in your nation, although there are occasionally 'all-encompassing' ones, where nations are rated/ranked based upon their answers given in the questionnaire.

The good ones can be very in-depth with their questions but the bad ones...less so.
♥ L'Empire d'Aikoland ♥
Trois États, Une Impératrice
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A small Francophone nation located on a group of islands to the south of France. Primary territory of the nation consists of three main islands, the states as described in our national motto, along with smaller less populated islands surrounding them.
Official Nation Name: The Empire of Aikoland
Government Type: Parliamentary constitutional monarchy
Head of State: Empress Élisabeth IV
Head of Government: Prime Minister Mélodie Bélanger
Population: 5.8 million
Official Language: French
Current Year: 2021

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The Imperial State of Ateria
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Founded: Feb 26, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby The Imperial State of Ateria » Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:18 pm

I would like to say that I, with all my heart, agree with this statement.

UIJ wrote:Treasure Planet had great music


Yes. It is good.

Cliché: people in General who just have to go out of their way to post some "witty" remark and quips and be all like "lol", "lmao", and "lmfao" like they’re absolutely hilarious when they laugh off someone else’s opinion. If I post lol, lmao, and lmfao then I’m neither laughing out loud nor laughing my ass off in real life; I’m very poker faced. P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
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UIJ
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Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:32 pm

The Imperial State of Ateria wrote:I would like to say that I, with all my heart, agree with this statement.

UIJ wrote:Treasure Planet had great music


Yes. It is good.

Cliché: people in General who just have to go out of their way to post some "witty" remark and quips and be all like "lol", "lmao", and "lmfao" like they’re absolutely hilarious when they laugh off someone else’s opinion. If I post lol, lmao, and lmfao then I’m neither laughing out loud nor laughing my ass off in real life; I’m very poker faced. P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

man how many puppets do you even have now this has to be like your 300th one or something
How do you even keep track of them
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I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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The Imperial State of Ateria
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Founded: Feb 26, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby The Imperial State of Ateria » Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:42 pm

UIJ wrote:
The Imperial State of Ateria wrote:I would like to say that I, with all my heart, agree with this statement.



Yes. It is good.

Cliché: people in General who just have to go out of their way to post some "witty" remark and quips and be all like "lol", "lmao", and "lmfao" like they’re absolutely hilarious when they laugh off someone else’s opinion. If I post lol, lmao, and lmfao then I’m neither laughing out loud nor laughing my ass off in real life; I’m very poker faced. P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

man how many puppets do you even have now this has to be like your 300th one or something
How do you even keep track of them


Roughly around 600 right about now. And I don’t; I just have to remember and it is extremely taxing.
The Imperial State of Ateria

Mixing elements of Pahlavi Iran and North Korea together; like both South Korea and Japan, the Imperial State does not have laws that protect nor recognize LGBTQ+.

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UIJ
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Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:48 pm

The Imperial State of Ateria wrote:
UIJ wrote:man how many puppets do you even have now this has to be like your 300th one or something
How do you even keep track of them


Roughly around 600 right about now. And I don’t; I just have to remember and it is extremely taxing.

then why make so many
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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The Imperial State of Ateria
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Founded: Feb 26, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby The Imperial State of Ateria » Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:53 pm

UIJ wrote:
The Imperial State of Ateria wrote:
Roughly around 600 right about now. And I don’t; I just have to remember and it is extremely taxing.

then why make so many

So that one day I will possess an army of clones and then I’ll allow them access to all of puppets and we will unleash chaos on this site. Few reasons, including: Rewriting and retconning, when a nation name I like is available, and memes to name a few.
The Imperial State of Ateria

Mixing elements of Pahlavi Iran and North Korea together; like both South Korea and Japan, the Imperial State does not have laws that protect nor recognize LGBTQ+.

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Gandoor
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gandoor » Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:54 pm

mate there's literally a puppet switcher in ns++

it's probably the only damn thing in that extension that actually works still lmao

(it really went downhill once its ownership and development was transferred to nationstates itself)
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The Imperial State of Ateria
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Corporate Police State

Postby The Imperial State of Ateria » Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:56 pm

Gandoor wrote:mate there's literally a puppet switcher in ns++

it's probably the only damn thing in that extension that actually works still lmao

(it really went downhill once its ownership and development was transferred to nationstates itself)

NationStates++?

Sounds like a lesser known streaming service Max Barry came up with to advertise Jennifer Government and this site.

Oh crap it is way past my bedtime. I’ll continue tormenting y’all tomorrow, night.
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Mixing elements of Pahlavi Iran and North Korea together; like both South Korea and Japan, the Imperial State does not have laws that protect nor recognize LGBTQ+.

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Father Knows Best State

Postby Sorci » Wed Mar 02, 2022 3:26 pm

Starting up the cliche grind once again. How does everyone feel about bumps like this?
Arms Dealing, Blockade Running, Black Market Procurement, Mercenary Contracting. We get you what you want, where you want it, for a price.
We also chose to not sign anti-piracy laws for a reason, it'd be a shame if your cargo went missing.

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Perikuresu
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Thu Mar 03, 2022 7:50 am

Sorci wrote:Starting up the cliche grind once again. How does everyone feel about bumps like this?

Useful for reviving threads inactive for 1+ days or when you're feeling impatient
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